[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/vtipky-pro-radost-a-poteseni-jako-darek\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/vtipky-pro-radost-a-poteseni-jako-darek\/","headline":"Vt\u00edpky pro radost a pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed, jako d\u00e1rek!","name":"Vt\u00edpky pro radost a pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed, jako d\u00e1rek!","description":"Ur\u010dit\u011b m\u00e1te n\u011bkoho ve sv\u00e9m okol\u00ed, koho r\u00e1di obdarujete, n\u011b\u010d\u00edm origin\u00e1ln\u011b vtipn\u00fdm. Na dve\u0159e u\u017e klepou V\u00e1noce a, tak jsme pro v\u00e1s p\u0159ipravili tipy na netradi\u010dn\u011b vtipn\u00e9 d\u00e1re\u010dky. Takov\u00fdmi dary, m\u016f\u017eete, vytvo\u0159it spousty \u00fasm\u011bv\u016f kolem sebe, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nejen na V\u00e1noce, &hellip; <div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/vtipky-pro-radost-a-poteseni-jako-darek\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/div>","datePublished":"2019-12-13","dateModified":"2019-12-13","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/48db5b3634ed7a3f1f89bca90f0a2521b0bb3970d57e3653d258d10b0f31fdf3?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/48db5b3634ed7a3f1f89bca90f0a2521b0bb3970d57e3653d258d10b0f31fdf3?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"gapron.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a362759_w4275_t1575752960.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a362759_w4275_t1575752960.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/vtipky-pro-radost-a-poteseni-jako-darek\/","about":["N\u00e1kupy"],"wordCount":418,"articleBody":"Ur\u010dit\u011b m\u00e1te n\u011bkoho ve sv\u00e9m okol\u00ed, koho r\u00e1di obdarujete, n\u011b\u010d\u00edm origin\u00e1ln\u011b vtipn\u00fdm. Na dve\u0159e u\u017e klepou V\u00e1noce a, tak jsme pro v\u00e1s p\u0159ipravili tipy na netradi\u010dn\u011b vtipn\u00e9 d\u00e1re\u010dky. Takov\u00fdmi dary, m\u016f\u017eete, vytvo\u0159it spousty \u00fasm\u011bv\u016f kolem sebe, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nejen na V\u00e1noce, narozeniny, jmeniny, ale t\u00edm, \u017ee tyto d\u00e1rky nejsou, ani drah\u00e9, tak v podstat\u011b kdykoliv chcete! Tak, se p\u0159ipravte, opravdu p\u011bt vtipn\u00fdch n\u00e1pad\u016f, kter\u00e9 pobav\u00ed, nejen v\u00e1s!\u00a0Co, darovat takov\u00e9 nic? Zd\u00e1 se to a\u017e neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9, ale vyr\u00e1b\u00ed se, a prod\u00e1v\u00e1 NIC. P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee se v\u00e1s kolegyn\u011b zept\u00e1, co jste koupili va\u0161emu \u0161\u00e9fovi a vy \u0159ekn\u011bte nic a nel\u017eete! Super \u017ee? Doporu\u010dujeme obdarovat t\u00edmto vt\u00edpkem, pouze \u0161\u00e9fa se smyslem pro humor! Kdy\u017e se zept\u00e1te oslavence, co by cht\u011bl koupit k narozenin\u00e1m, typick\u00e1 odpov\u011b\u010f je nic, pro\u010d mu p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed nesplnit \u017ee? Zakoup\u00edte v r\u016fzn\u00fdch podob\u00e1ch, v plechovce, skle.ExkrementTento d\u00e1rek u\u017e je opravdu trochu p\u0159es \u010d\u00e1ru, z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, komu ho chceme d\u00e1t. Proto\u017ee se prod\u00e1v\u00e1 v r\u016fzn\u00fdch tvarech, t\u0159eba jako hezk\u00fd, ply\u0161ov\u00fd pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159, anebo v opravdov\u00e9 podob\u011b, jen gumov\u00e9.Rozbit\u00e9 skloTak tento kousek u\u017e, lze za\u0159adit mezi kanadsk\u00e9 vt\u00edpky, proto\u017ee obdarovan\u00fd z po\u010d\u00e1tku m\u00edt radost nebude! Jedn\u00e1 se o samolepku, kter\u00e1 vypad\u00e1, jako opravdov\u00e1 a efekt je rozbit\u00e9 sklo. R\u016fzn\u00e9 podoby ve kter\u00fdch je m\u016f\u017eete zakoupit, umo\u017en\u00ed i v\u00fdb\u011br um\u00edst\u011bn\u00ed, nap\u0159\u00edklad okno u auta.Vtipn\u00e9 bonbony Kdo, by si nedal bonbon, t\u0159eba na dobrou n\u00e1ladu, l\u00e9k proti hlouposti, \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Op\u011bt m\u016f\u017eete vyb\u00edrat ze spousty druh\u016f balen\u00ed, a\u0165 u\u017e jako pilulky v plat\u011b, bonbony. Dal\u0161\u00ed variantou je, \u017ee nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt takto vtipn\u011b balen\u00e9, ale m\u016f\u017eou m\u00edt vtipn\u00fd tvar. P\u0159edstavte si, mentolov\u00e9 dra\u017e\u00e9 a vyt\u00e1hnete z balen\u00ed bonbon ve tvaru penisu.Toaletn\u00ed pap\u00edrNikoho jste doposud, toaletn\u00edm pap\u00edr neobdarovali? Nevad\u00ed, te\u010f m\u00e1te mo\u017enost! Kdo by se necht\u011bl, ut\u0159\u00edt, nap\u0159\u00edklad do da\u0148ov\u00e9ho p\u0159izn\u00e1n\u00ed, nebo p\u011btitis\u00edcovky!T\u011bchto vtipn\u00fdch d\u00e1rk\u016f je na ka\u017ed\u00e9m rohu spoustu a za p\u00e1r korun. Tak snad vyberete i vy, vtipn\u00fd d\u00e1rek.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Vt\u00edpky pro radost a pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed, jako d\u00e1rek!","item":"https:\/\/www.gapron.cz\/vtipky-pro-radost-a-poteseni-jako-darek\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]